mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t tell them